Alt Xmas

As we're away this Christmas we've decided against a proper tree, so our decorations are slightly less traditional than usual! #LOTRChristmas #Orthancyouverymuch

Dream Envy

Told my husband I'd had a dream my gay friend had tried to seduce me.
Hub: Him??
Me: I don't know, maybe he'd been through everyone on the other side of the fence!
Hub (almost indignant): Well, he's never asked me!!