Straight talking

Husband to our youngest: Dolly, when we're grandparents, what should Mum be called?
Daughter: I think Old Hag.

My only comfort is that it makes the Hub 'Fascist'. #HotFuzzreference

Under(wear) prepared

Preparing for a dance weekender! So excited.  Also, it's the first trip of my adult life where I haven't packed from a list!!  Flying by the seat of ma pants!  ...Oh crap, pants!