The text that started it all....

3 October 2019
"So I've come to Immunology for my allergy test and it happens to be in the same place as Weight Management... so I'm fairly sure it won't be Immunology everyone thinks I'm here for.  Also, you wouldn't need a sign to know it's Weight Management...the chairs are massive!! There's a whole waiting room of massive chairs and two normal size ones in the corner.  Guess they're the Immunology chairs."

It was upon receiving this text that Mum said, "Claire, you really should write a book. You would sell millions of copies - I’m serious. Or a blog. Just publish all the texts you send me (well maybe not all)."

So, this is it, Our Ma.  This is the start of me making my fortune...  Watch this space.

Incidentally, I sat on one of the weight loss chairs.  Comfiest seat I've had for ages.