Car trouble...

My car is currently off the road with broken suspension and the Hub has decided he wants to fix it himself...  No, he is not a qualified mechanic but he's decided he wants a project...  

Six weeks later, my car is still on axle stands.  In the meantime, therefore, I've had to use his shiny new BMW.  It's big.  Too big.  Which is what led to the following WhatsApp conversation:

*leading on from his request for birthday ideas*

Me: Forget the list.  I need an alloy refurb for my birthday...

Him: Why do you need an alloy refurb?

Me: Well, I don't...

In my defense, if he'd fixed my car, I wouldn't have curbed his...